1.Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.
Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi
2. Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??
Student: “Air Hostess!”
3.Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
4. Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
5 .Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhebahut accha khana banana aata hai.
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.
6.A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.
He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
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