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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

jokes of the day oct 1

1.  papuu: I am going ka matlab batao.
   
     Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
    pappu : Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.

2. 7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
    Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”

3. Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!

4. madam : santa, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
     santa: I is…
     madam : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
    santa: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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