1. papuu: I am going ka matlab batao.
Banta: Main ja raha hoon.
pappu : Main nahi jane dunga, pehle matlab bata.
2. 7 sadhu 7 chatai per dhyaan lagakar baithe the.
Ek Aadmi aata hain aur sabse bujurg sadhu ko Pranam kar poochta hain …
“Maharaj ladki nahi pat rahi hai.. kya Karu…?”
Woh sadhu sabse chote sadhu ko pukarta hain…
Aur kehtaa hain “chotu ek aur chatai laga de beta…. ”
3. Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Petrol pump!!!
4. madam : santa, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
santa: I is…
madam : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
santa: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
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